You Wonder Why?

You wonder why is a series of situations we came up with a while ago.. It may help you figure out why you single, aint shit, or maybe even help you get or keep a guy..

Why you call it YOU WONDER WHY???? We call it that shit because we see the sad ass statuses about how dudes aint shit and you crying your eyes out, you dont why you love him and he dont love you back, etc.. We are about to ENLIGHTEN you lazy, ungrateful, unstable creatures..(DONT GET EXCITED BEFORE THE NOTE IS OVER THE WORD BITCH WILL BE USED.)




YOU WONDER WHY you have to ask a dude "SO WHAT ARE WE?" If you gotta ask a dude this, you might as well just start calling him MASTER! At this point he knows he got your ass, he can string you along for as long as he wants wants with the promise of being in a relationship. It might happen its up to you to decide if you are gonna wait around for it. "WHERE DID I GO WRONG?" Shut up bitch and I will tell you.. See what happened was you didnt do something he felt like you were supposed to do. Maybe it was the nite you didnt want to fuck, maybe you didnt know about the jogging pants and flip flops, or maybe your pussy just aint what YOU think it is.. That I cant answer I wasnt there. I am quite sure you know, but you wanna play dumb.. Figure it out...

YOU WONDER WHY your dude is at the CLUB every week?? He there because your SORRY ass has gotten comfortable. When he met you was looking good, ass sitting right, hair done, heels, the whole nine! NOW when he comes to see you got on jogging pants, hair wrapped up, you tired, and you slacking! I know what your response is if he love me it shouldnt matter, and its not that he dont love but you have to understand that this shit is chess not checkers! Its not that simple. You gotta keep his ATTENION! But let it be "LADIES NITE" and your ass is flawless! And you think he doesnt notice that shit? Yeah you cook, clean, etc.., but lets take a look at some of the ROAD BLOCKS while your dude, boo, or whoever you fucking is on his WAY over: FAST FOOD(He can eat anywhere), THIRSTY BITCH TEXT(Whats up for tonite?), HOMEBOYS("Bro its some bitches in here tonite!"), and dont forget the most important one THE JUMPOFF(This bitch here does it all, and she is extra fly just so she can say "YOUR GIRL AINT GOT IT LIKE THIS")! This is your COMPETITION! So the next time he say I will be over there in a few, get your lazy funky ass up, take off those stank ass jogging pants and those old ass OLD NAVY BUY ONE GET 5 FREE FLIP FLOPS, (Yeah we know where those raggedy muthafucka came from we saw the commercial!) and put on some FLY SHIT!

YOU WONDER WHY he is cool with yall not fucking? There is no dude walking the EARTH that doesnt have at least 1 bitch in his phone that he call whenever no matter the time, if she sleep, breastfeeding, just got done getting some more dick, that he cant go fuck! I promise you! So you sitting there saying no I dont feel like it, lets wait, and he like COOL. He may even fall asleep...Wake up and go home.. But you can believe he will go and fuck that other bitch.. He would rather fuck you but you bullshittin.. And sooner or later he will will cut out the middleman(YOU) and go straight to the jumpoff's crib. I know some of yall conceited muthafuckas thinking "She aint got shit on me" and she might not but give it some time and he will have her laced! So you gotta decide.. Is the muthfucka you dealing with worth losing to a jump-off?

YOU WONDER WHY this dude chased you and chased and you didnt want his ass, but now you ready! But NOW he dont want your ass! YOU like damn Im the same bitch whats wrong with this dude? Aint shit wrong with him but at some point you made him feel like he was #2! We as men have ego and once you fucked with his ego and his confidence he went and got a bitch that cherishes his dirty drawers! This shit can be fixed but you gonna have to put in some work! Be prepared to get your hands, mouth, and knees dirty! As ungrateful as yall bitches are I still want yall to WIN that why I am telling you this shit!

Up to this point I have been enlighting on how get or keep a dude, but like them FLA boys say Im gonna give it to you "BLOODRAW"....YOU WONDER WHY you get treated like shit, the dude dogs you? You always crying posting sad sob ass statuses, while he aint giving a fuck.. Maybe he aint shit so he makes you feel like shit.. MISERY LOVE COMPANY! The last time I checked I didnt have any old bitches on my my page you better let that shit go! On the other hand he might have realized you aint shit and thats why he does what he does. If you dont remember shit else remember this shit right here: ONCE A DUDE COMES TO THE REALIZATION THAT YOU AINT SHIT, THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. FIND YOU ANOTHER DUDE.. IT WILL NEVER TURN OUT IN YOU FAVOR...

Why????

Why is giving HEAD still up for discussion in 2011?

THE FIRST LINE COULD BE YOUR WORST..

"You can have whatever you like", "Let me take care of you", "You get with me and you ain't gotta want for nothing"....

All of these are the common lines of cake daddies, tricks, paymasters, squares, L7s, lames, and men who have the slightest idea of what it takes to get a woman. The problem lies when the men start to catch feelings. You probably thinking "What wrong with that?". The problem is feelings cant be bought and when the woman isn't giving those same feeling in return the cake daddy's feelings are hurt. Now he is mad, but in actuality all he did was pay for a service with no refund or no receipt so he has nothing to bargain with. They put their pockets where there game should have been and set themselves up for ultimate failure. She could care less she is on to the next lame that will break her off the same way because now she knows she can get the cash without any kind of attachment. Now this is where the hurt settles in at, you wanna know why.. All that you have done for her.. Where did you go wrong? Read the first line.... Its like baseball.. No team leads off with their best hitter, so if the money you have is your biggest asset dont put it out their first.. Put your game first and your money in the clean-up position and hit a homerun with that bitch!

What makes the situation so sad it's the guy that tells her NO the most that she will break her back for.

"Can I... Will You... Would You...?"

This doesnt apply to all women, but there are some that this fits like a pair if heels. If you gotta ask a dude for something you better be sure that you are on a level with him than asking him doesnt make you look like a sack chaser! If he offers then cool.. He then has to keep it up.. But in this case we are talking about the beggin bitches that hadnt gave up no ass, hadnt cooked a meal, etc.. but think just because they are "cute" that they can ask a dude for something.. Point being pay your dues and dont show up on the first day trying to run the company!

I Can Count On 1 Hand..........

Ladies lets be real the "I can count on 1 hand how many guys I been with" LIE is getting old and yall need to stop it. The year is 2010 and men dont judge whores on the Quantity anymore we judge on the Quality. So if people say you are a hoe and you Sex us real good...... I mean turn us out. It dont matter if you only been with 1 guy we gonna think you hand PLENTY of practice that is all lol.

If He Cheats On Me Does He Not Love Me????????

Alot of women come across this question in the most crucial time of break up "Did he love me" From experience it is possible for a guy to cheat and be in love with a girl. Men get side track and say dumb shit like "Aint no Pussy like New Pussy" when we are blinded at what is in front of us. There was a time when I was dating this girl and I didnt cherish her when it was the most important. Alot of men take care of home that are IN LOVE and still make bad decisions out of the flesh. Its cool at the time because we often think it aint cheating unless you are caught. CHEATING is exactly what it is. It doesnt have to be sexually all the time but Cheating is for example a girl giving 100% of her time, heart, and effort and a guy gives her 10% in return. She is being cheated. Just like if you want change for a $20 bill and someone gives you $10 in return you are being CHEATED. Men can be the sweetest things on earth and can make one decision that sets us back. Think about how many good times he gave you vs the bad that everyone remembers cause we all know that Bad News Sells!!! So if a man tells you that he is IN love with you though he made a bad decision and stepped out it doesnt mean that he Doesnt Love You it just means he is human and might have lost sight of your worth but if your lucky he will change and make it better before its too late

Nigga Stop Lying Saying Thats Your Sister

Im almost sure every women has heard this common lie that has plague the black community "Thats like my little sister". Men its 2010 yall need to cut that lie out. Women I am gonna define little sister for you Little Sister (N) - A girl that is very close to your man. His best girl friend who hears all about what is going on in your relationship and sees the things in your man that you dont see. She sleeps with him with little feelings for him. She is very concerned about yall making it work but she needs her pleasure from time to time at her expense. No its not right but you have to be careful about not Accepting and Loving a man FlAWS and ALL. This situation is 2 faced but it happens everyday in urban America. Just a heads up. Ask your self "Have I been a victim of the little sister lie?"

Peace and Blessing

Russ